A rhyming Fairytale about a Princess, a Witch and the Sea

Once upon a time

A Princess and a Witch

Sailed across the Sea

To Switzerland

To make their fortune

And become very very Rich

They ate Cream Cheese

And Chocolate Cake

And Curried Walnuts

Deep fried Haggis

And Crispy . . . .  Honey Bees

And plucked the Hairs

Off their Knees

Which they put in their Chip buttiiieeeezzzzzzz

It was then all washed down

With Ginger Beer

Which was a

Foolish and

Terrible mistake

Because

The Witch got all grumpy

And the Princess Shouted

I’m in Charge; I have the Royal Garden Rake.

Well the Witch

Was rather unimpressed

And tying the Princess to the mast

Said . . “You my dear are doomed

To a life upon a Stormy Sea”

“With a terrible spell that I have cast”

And she cackled HAH HA he he 

So the witch ran off to Switzerland

Leaving the Princess

Out at Sea

When what should pass

But a handsome Flying Fish

Who kissed the Princess?

On the off chance

Just to see

Well in a flash the Princess

Turned into a sparkling Halibut

And then they

leapt into the waves

And deep below

Played all day 
in the

Subterranean Caves

And everyone lived

Happily ever after.

The END