So today has seen the death of Steve Jobs a
man of much influence on the fabric of our world (cyberspace); and a seriously
techy bloke, not like the Ghost Writer who by his own admission is a internationally
famous IT cowboy of note. Mr Steve Jobs however was an international IT style
guru of note. Whose apple mac empire of ithings such as the iphone, ipad,
itablet and iClaudius are used by millions
In fact I think it is fair
to say that all those flash slick looking devices have scrambled the brains of
millions of little old ladies, who will in years to come remember Mr Jobs
with comments like WHO? WHAT ITS HALF PAST SEVEN or even APPLES THEY GET STUCK
IN MY TEETH DEAR SO I’LL HAVE porridge.
Ironically though it is little old ladies who are the biggest owners of Macs in
the world, admittedly I am referring to the rain coat rather than the technical
devices. But never again will we be able to pass a little old lady scurrying to
the Post Office on pension day without a smile and a happy thought of the great
man himself; Mr Steve Jobs.
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Farewell Steve Jobs
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The dog tells me that the iClaudius
was manufactured by an entirely difference company and is some sort of roaming
device used on an X box (AHHAH ahH haha hAHh h hah ah hah hahahahahahahah hahah
hahaha hah). Mum has just said IDIOT and that obscure Roman jokes are
pointless, and as the dog says what did
the romans ever do for Us………. (HA HA HA HA ha ha hahahah hahah
hahahahahahahahahha) …………….sorry mum.
School was yet again just
like school it can be like this for weeks although not weekends and holidays so
nothing much to report there although Esmeralda was told off in the domestic
science class (cookery) for her rather tasty roast cat recipe. The cat was
still stunned from yesterdays catapulting adventure so it never felt a thing,
honest (We must just point out that no cats were harmed in the writing of this
diary entry …..This is cyberspace and the cat will be back soon). The ghost Writer
is complaining now that everyone will blame him and throw stuff at him like
iphones and apples and other stuff he does not understand. As he says you are
either an Apple man or a Microsoft man or a Chip Butty man and me and the Ghost writer are Guess What
…………….. Mum has said IDIOTS now that’s
not fair
Ooooooo by the way it will
soon be Christmas…
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